Fri Feb 26 17:17:46 2010...tgifive
hey
I Heart Guy
Wed Feb 24 09:40:53 2010...Tater Creators
Who's #1
Post or email your suggestions for determining the draft order. And yes, "Tater Creators" is my team name this season.
Wed Feb 17 17:09:47 2010...Smokin' Sticks
what do you mean...
Bazoomba boy? I have won plenty in this league. Heck, I went undefeated (until the playoffs) with Sprung Munkeys 2 or 3 yrs ago. And I think I earned "Crappiest Team" award another year, so there. And yes, "Smokin' Sticks" is my team name this season. BRING ON 2010!
Tue Nov 17 12:38:44 2009...Commish
MLB makes it official!
The non trade Involving Zack Greinke and Ryan Zimmerman now ranks as the worst trade not made in Chin Music History!
Thu Sep 24 22:00:14 2009...Bazzoom
Finally........
Greg wins something in this league. Kind of fun when you draft a strong team and pay attention all year huh greg. I would also like tho thank RODNEY for having his team suck so bad the last comp that i could pass him and make an extra $10. See ya next year. When is the draft again? SCOTT can we schedule the next 5 years now?
Fri Aug 14 01:21:18 2009...Pedo
Has anyone earned ZERO dollars for the year?
I may achieve that!
Fri Aug 14 01:18:44 2009...Pedo
Sorry Brian
My pitchers are pretty much ALL going 3 times (sounds like Bills team), and my hitters are coming around. Wouldn't want to play me...
Thu Aug 13 21:10:23 2009...TWSS
OH Fer FOUR
After my team's performance today, I may have to name them O for 4!
Thu Aug 13 16:46:57 2009...Bazzoomy
Lucky me
I finally get some luck and play someone that has a worse comp then my team did. Sounds familiar, huh brian. But what do i get out of it? NOTHING!!!! At least i avoided last place i guess. Your right brian, the lower half of the bracket is super ugly. I would like to say may the best team win but i'm not sure there is one.
Thu Aug 13 10:07:50 2009...Horsey Manure
The Bracket
Our 1/2 looks ugly! :) Considering that's the only way I've been winning this year, I guess that's a good thing. We'll call our 1/2 the collective crashfest.
Wed Aug 12 19:51:35 2009...Bazzoomba
Putting out your fire
From the looks of it i hope you fall right into a matchup with my boys. You think your team stinks right now. It doesn't look like i'm getting 30 in the overall. Maybe we can have a crashfest.
Wed Aug 12 05:31:32 2009...Jackasszz
Crash & Burn
Wow, my team blows right now. Whoever has me in the 1st round should be jumping for joy....
Sun Aug 2 15:27:04 2009...Bazzoomy
Additional trade items
Jolly time assumed greg was getting the burger. Hell no! I wouldn't trade him morales without getting a taste of that $6 burger. The rest is his though. I think he still ha 2 guinness left.
Sun Aug 2 10:57:38 2009...Jollified Horsey
trade
As long as Greg shares the Guiness, splits the burger, and agrees not to divulge what he will do with the poster... Looks good to me! :)
Sat Aug 1 23:15:04 2009...Bazzoom
Trade!!!!!
Good morning my baseball friends. Greg has agreed to trade me mike napoli. In return he will get kendry morales. We pulled an all-nighter to hash out the details. It also involves a 12 pack of guinness, a teriyaki $6 burger from carls junior and a poster of erik estrada (i dont know why he wanted that).
Fri Jul 17 12:21:35 2009...Pedo
I guess playing Horse face means I'll come in last place in the overall points this comp
Oh well, pending injuries, I'll see what I can do against Mr. Lucky!
Tue Jul 14 17:36:53 2009...Bazzy
Lucky boy
Let me check where Jolly's opponent finished in the comp stats. Like usual LAST PLACE. Somebody please field a decent team against HORSEHIDE lips and give him a loss before i have to do it in the playoffs.
Tue Jul 14 12:07:15 2009...Jolly Boy
Bazzoomer
Hey Stelly, I think you figured it out. If you could just end comps 3 days early, you are in the money!
Thu Jul 2 15:31:41 2009...Jolly Start
Pitching Stat line of the Day for my fine bunch
6 1/3 innings, 15 hits, 1 walk, only 2 K's.....and a WIN! nice
Thu Jul 2 15:25:13 2009...Commish
new leader
Hey Jackasszzzz, have you EVER been in 1st in the Overall??? We are breaking new ground here! :)
Tue Jun 23 17:53:39 2009...Bazzoomer
I am ok with it now
Our teams are on the opposite end of the "luck" factor. My team seems to take a crap on the last 2-3 days every comp. and yours seems to have the team your playing take a crap at the end of each comp. I know my team does not stink this bad and as long as i take you out in the playoffs i'm good. Hope you had a nice vacation. By the way, how come when steiny goes out of town we still get stats?
Tue Jun 23 08:43:44 2009...Commish
Sorry for the Delay on Stats
Hey Bazzomer, it must eat you up to be only 32 points behind me in the overall, yet be 0 - 5, while I am unbelievably undefeated! My greatness must almost suffocate you!!! LOL
Wed Jun 17 20:37:32 2009...Pedo Breath
Oops! Sorry Drunken Jacki Chan Master!
I haven't checked up on this for a while! I certainly wouldn't say that Manny No-cents/half a brain isn't valuable to the Doggie's when he IS playing. Let's just hope he gets back soon! How 'bout them Lakers!!!
Sat Jun 13 08:48:02 2009...Another Drunkin' Saturday
and you guys suck!
Not one (Pedo breathe) brave enough to respond to the posting below... man o man! I miss Guy. At least he posted all the time, like me!
Sat Jun 6 10:33:17 2009...Drunkin Chili breathe
to Pedo breathe
I think you're the one who's been drinkin'! Yes, Manny was a dumbass for doing what he did, but then so are the 1,500 guys who did or are doin' it too. That is not the debate. The debate is whether the Dodgers are a better team with or without Manny, which is what some dumbass from Yahoo sports was trying to say = that the Dodgers are no worse off w/out him. What DUMBASS would agree to that??? I agree with you, that Manny is not valuable right now, other than lighting a fire under Pierre's usually (other than base stealin') mediocre non-RBI producing butt! And maybe even pushing the whole team to prove that they are not a lesser threat without Manny... Other than that, he's not valuable at all!
Wed Jun 3 23:26:10 2009...Pedo Grande
Yo Pedo en Manny
Manny's still a dumb ass, no matter how valuable he seems to be to teams that no longer have his services. No matter how you slice it, Manny's not playing, and I don't see how he's valuable when he's not playing.
Sun May 31 07:46:37 2009...Jollification
I'll drink with you
Anyone considering themselves a baseball expert, and thinks Manny, one of the greatest hitters of all time, doesn't make there team better, is on stupid pills. Juan Pierre is not going to hit .400 and all of a sudden turn into an RBI machine for the rest of the season. If you wanna ask someone how valuable Manny is, ask Bill who is now sitting Ethier, because he is no longer batting behind Manny. And by the way, the Red Sox haven't won shit without Manny yet.
Sat May 30 11:32:12 2009...wishin I was drunk
with a few chili pigs...
How can they even say that both the Sox and the Dodgers are no different with or without Manny? Maybe the Sox, but then who cares? The Dodgers on the other hand, well all GOOD Baseball fans care. The Dodgers are doing very well w/out Manny, but they're F_____ AWESOME with him! That's it... just venting due to the idiots on Yahoo Sports who say the Dodgers are just fine w/out him. GO DRUNKIN CHILI PIGS!
Thu May 21 17:01:23 2009...Bazzooming mad
Punk'd again
This means good things for you commish. All you have to do is hang close for 12 days and my team will fall apart the last 2 handing you a well deserved(bulls**t) win.
Thu May 21 14:15:05 2009...Commish
Punk'd in Comp 3
Stelly musta felt like he got a double dose. Lost a win in the last 2 days, and got beat out for the Best Avg. for a Comp by .0005 OUCH!
Sat May 9 20:36:42 2009...Bazzooming
observations
I would like to congatulate RAPEAGE and TWSS on having the lucky draws of the comp.. Good news ball crusher. One of us is highly likely of getting our first win of the season. Better luck next comp.
Sat May 9 08:49:59 2009...Horsey
Well Rod, wait til you see my stats this comp!
Paul Konerko on the trading block if anyone needs a corner infielder. With Manny out I need an outfielder. HELP
Sat May 9 08:18:14 2009...TWSS
"Could I suck any more?"
...TWSS
Fri May 8 17:16:31 2009...Horsey
Stats are done finally
Sorry for the delay, you gotta hate when work gets in the way of Fantasy
Fri May 1 20:23:02 2009...Pedo whiner (Fart whiner?)
Me dost NOT protest too much...
I was just makin idle chit chat with the drunken chili meister about our first round picks...I am certainly thankful for my teams unexpected stats!!! (And, NO, I did not EXPECT my team to perform like this based on my draft, because I KNOW I got LUCKY!)
Thu Apr 30 08:17:47 2009...horsey
Huh Part Deux
Someone isn't being very thankful for the RIDICULOUS starts some of his other picks are getting....SEE: Zack Greinke! And who used to BASH McDonald for his Blaylock love affair, only to add him and have him hitting a tidy .380? Good thing this comp last TWO weeks and not ONE.
Thu Apr 30 07:39:30 2009...Stat Daddy
Huh?
Stop the whinning Pedo and look at your stats. My goodness I wish I had your problems
Wed Apr 29 23:02:34 2009...Pedo Grande
Drunken Chili Pedo are in the same boat
He Greg...it looks like BOTH or our first round picks are out this comp!!
Thu Apr 23 16:38:41 2009...bazzoom
TWSS
Who's the schmo that helped you post an 8 in saves? I just hope whoever you put in your new lineup stinks it up as much as the guys you yanked out. It might be a good time to play your team. Oh lucky me!!!
Thu Apr 23 08:40:28 2009...HJ
maybe you can be a Bumble Rodney
and you know what they say about Bumbles!
Thu Apr 23 08:27:37 2009...TWSS
I think I...
finally hit bottom. (TWSS)
Thu Apr 23 08:20:35 2009...Jollyboy
Add/Drops
Bill's spreadsheet will be the official tally of add/drop moves, but I will try to update the website as well.
Mon Apr 20 22:41:26 2009...Raper Wit
Digits
Keep your digits away from my pussy - TWSS (Thats What Stelly Said)
Mon Apr 20 19:52:42 2009...Bazzoom
No trade for you!!!
In bylaw #43.2-1876496 it clearly states that 2 pitchers with K's in their names can not be traded for one another. Futhermore, two owners with sexual references in their names(maybe suttle but they are there) should not be allowed to shake on it. Who knows where the digits have been.
Mon Apr 20 18:33:18 2009...Horsehide
TRADE ALERT
Horsehide Jollyboy has traded Josh Beckett to the Stat Raper for K-Rod. Unless anyone objects it will be in effect for next competition
Thu Apr 16 08:35:20 2009...Horsehide
Canady Office Humor
Office gal: "I'm just gonna fiddle around with this for a while and see what happens, its gonna take more than just a few seconds" Brian: "That's what she said"
Wed Apr 15 10:05:41 2009...TWSS
My team is in deep...
...S*%^- "TWSS." I'm in for a beatin'- "TWSS." Will I ever get out from underneath? "TWSS."
Sun Apr 12 20:32:13 2009...Stat Daddy
Funny Girl
So I was looking at the stats and said to Margo, "Rodney's team is suckin'" without missing a beat Margo said....wait for it.....wait for it..... thats right - without missing a beat she replied "THATS WHAT SHE SAID"!!!! I laughed my fat ass off and rolled on the floor. Not to shabby a response for a small brain!
Fri Apr 10 14:34:54 2009...Horsehide
Early feedback
I am kinda hoping my team can pull their average above .200 before Mikey can get the stats out! C'mon Ryan Howard...you hit 11 in the freakin spring!
Fri Apr 10 13:37:20 2009...Raper
Statistically Challenged
While you are all looking for your little eggs this weekend, I will be getting the first stats out. We may be missing one team cuz I still dont have a lineup.....
Thu Apr 9 12:21:35 2009...Pedo mucho
THe Merry Festivities of the Baseball Season have officially begun!
Now, would everyone make sure they have gotten their d#@! line-ups to Big Daddy? We want some stats before our teams implode. Another update on first rounders: Grady & Teixeira just hit their first bombs of the season today, while Cabrera hit 2 yesterday. HanRam, Pujols & Howard have already hit one, while Wright, Reyes & Hamilton are doing okay...(but no bombs for them yet). How 'bout those pitching headlines: "What the Mafungadunga were yanks thinking by signing weak minded Sabathia (can't take the pressure of being a #1 starter)"; "Is Webb Dunn Dunn after muscle tightness?"; "Lincecum's Ball's Crushed in first start"; "Peavy thinking about Bikinis or Nothing while Dodgers beat up on him"; "Fuentes looks like a Drunken Chili Pig while blowing save against A's"
Thu Apr 9 10:24:43 2009...Commish
Schedule
I changed the schedule, but realize this Chin Music year will end with about 10 games left in the regular season as opposed to 2 weeks. MLB got a later start this season.
Tue Apr 7 23:51:44 2009...Pedo
Pujols is the #1 guy today
2/3 3R, 2RBI 1 HR, 7 TB He's da man today!
Mon Apr 6 20:33:21 2009...Pedo Grande
Analysis of 1st round picks after 1 day
I know this is too anal (TWSS), but here goes anyhow: 1. Pujols 3/4 5 TB 2. Wright 1/3 3 TB 3. HanRam 2/3 HR 2R 5RBI 7TB 4. Reyes 1/4 2 TB, 1 SB 5. Howard 0/4 2 K 6. Braun: manana 7. Cabrera 2/4 2 TB 8. Sizemore 1/4 , 1 TB 9. Hamilton 2/5 1R 2TB 10. Rollins 1/4 1 TB & Teixeira 0/4 NADA The Nod for excellence in a 1st Rounder goes to HanRam!
Mon Apr 6 07:59:40 2009...TWSS
Tony's Team Name
Hey Tony- I think you should change your team name to "Dunn Duh Dunn Dunn" as a tribute to Joe Friday! I believe he hit third in the lineup on the Dragnet softball team.
Sun Apr 5 23:12:35 2009...Pedo Grande
Schedule for Comps
The schedule is a week off. It should extend another week for COmp 1 (from today 4/5 through Wed 4/22
Sun Apr 5 23:01:45 2009...Big Daddy
Cool Site
Check out this website http://cardboardgods.net/
Sun Apr 5 20:40:10 2009...Big Win Daddy
And Were Off!!!
I got the first HR, RBI and Win of the year. Also had my first game postponed (CHW)already, with more to come! Did anyone else notice I have 7 starters between the 2 NY teams? Go Rapeage!
Fri Apr 3 18:27:15 2009...Bazzoom
No comprende
Someone actually wrote that shit out on paper and said "i can sing this du du". I think i am really glad i will never have to hear that song. Brian, can you correct my name to end with an "m" not an "n". Bazzoon makes no sense at all.
Fri Apr 3 17:02:28 2009...Pedo para Ichiro
One is Dunn
Steady Ichiro Suzuki just diagnosed with a bleeding ulcer?! OMG, that sounds NOT good.
Fri Apr 3 16:51:46 2009...Pedo Grande
Awesomeness of the messages! (No, NOT massages)
I tell ya Rod & Brian, these posts are above & beyond our usual gutter sniping! Rodney; we should post at least 1 TWSS every day! He could go all the way.....(TWSS) I took one for the team (TWSS) Come on Pitch, put it in there! (TWSS) He's got a smooth stroke (TWSS) He needs to make some adjustments (TWSS) Then we can make a TWSS (That's What She Said) Hall of Fame at the end of the year!
Fri Apr 3 08:31:26 2009...Jollified
Tony's Team Name
While waiting patiently for Tony's team name. I found a nice ballad of sorts called "Dunn Dunn" by Shawtee Lo. Click on the link to see lyrics in their purest form...
Wed Apr 1 21:11:30 2009...TWSS
Example # 2
Joe Torre: "Hey- don't spit that out in the dugout!" Manny Ramirez: (under his breath) "That's what she said."
Wed Apr 1 20:10:43 2009...Jolly One
this is fun!
"Gee Greg, Rodney can sure Whack it"...."That's what she said" or "Basketball or Baseball Rodney sure knows his balls"...."That's what she said"....Hey I think I get it! :)
Wed Apr 1 17:54:39 2009...Rod
Team Name
I have decided to change my team name from TBD to "That's What She Said" in honor of the office. Though not directly baseball related, it is an appropriate comment for most any topic- "Wow, he really hit that hard"... "That's what she said." or "Gee Bob, you really put good wood on that one"... "That's what she said." or how bout" Hey Ted, you're gonna pull a hammy if you don't warm up better"... "That's what she said. Go ahead- you try one!
Thu Mar 26 22:07:33 2009...Sterly
Shut up and vote jackwad
Who told Ken he could adlib on the choices. I vote $3 after 25 moves, unless ken and scott actually make a good pick in the draft. Them charge them $5. I do believe we changed the add/drop day last year to tuesdays by 7:30 to give Bill a day to get back to us for lineup changes.
Tue Mar 24 19:18:44 2009...Jackasszz
Add/Drop
I vote that an injury of more than 2 weeks does not count against your 25. Otherwise, $5 sounds good.
Tue Mar 24 18:51:57 2009...Scottly
Add Drop > 25
I say 5 bucks to the cause
Tue Mar 24 12:26:50 2009...Commish
Add Drop Vote
1) After 25 you are done 2) After 25 Adds are $3 3) After 25 Adds are $5
Fri Sep 19 12:02:36 2008...fragrant one
bridesmaids get flowers...right?
Congrats again to billy willy whatever. Next season you'll have 6 people making moves every week just to keep you from getting the players. Congrats to our commish for having just enough time in between softball games to pay attention and field a team good enough to win the overall title. My final congrats goes to TONY for trying to play the prevent defense to hold onto the overall title. Can't say i didn't tell you so. Anyway, thanks for another fun year of badgering and full on hammering sessions. Looking forward to fishing in a few weeks. Maybe the mountain air will help get rid of this vertigo.
Thu Sep 18 17:06:30 2008...Bejigawizzled
Congrats to Waiver Willie
You know you got it going right when you get a Win, 11 K's and 10 saves out of a K.C. closer noone ever heard of and an ADD. Congrats Billy, hard as I've tried to figure it out, there must be a method to your madness!! I'll run and post the numbers tomorrow. Stelly, its a good thing you barely pulled that one out against him a couple years ago, otherwise you'd be the worlds ugliest Bridesmaid!
Wed Sep 17 20:02:05 2008...Flirty
flirting with a comeback
If i was just crazy enough and did the math right, i just watched Hardy and Hart get out in my last chance to snap you off in average billy. Would have been nice to steal another title from you but looks like your waiver wire mastery has done it for you again. Hope to see something different from steiny's stats. It's been fun and can't wait to start all over next year.
Thu Sep 4 09:46:11 2008...Bejiggy Commish
So Much for a NEW winner
It comes down to 2 seasoned vets who have been there before. Here's to a close comp, and good luck to both of you! A shout out to Ken who called his shot and said to look out for his team down the stretch! We didn't have anyone break 100 points for the first 9 comps, and now its been down 2 comps in a row! The overall is literally up for grabs! 2 more weeks and its all over until next year! Commish
Sat Aug 16 07:53:01 2008...Bejigafallflatonface
Following Ken's lead
My team might put up the mighty 28 this week! You could give me 4 first baseman and I still would be getting killed! Nice timing!
Wed Aug 13 17:53:45 2008...fragrant
hodgyson
I think it is only fair that you pay a dollar for each of us into the add drop. Does this mean frothyboy has to pay 2 bucks each for his zero's?
Wed Aug 13 14:45:17 2008...Commish
Add Drop Fund Growing!
Add Drop reaches $230! We might break the record year when Bill spent over $80! Steiny and Stelly have combined for 23 DL moves!!! Are you all charging me a buck for the Gil Hodges Add??
Sun Aug 10 19:50:49 2008...Flirty
Can i help
It might have to do with the 3 guys in your lineup that have not played in at least a month. Or, maybe it was the tough competition in your division.
Sun Aug 10 18:02:03 2008...Squirrels F____ a football
WHAT?????
I DIDN'T MAKE THE PLAYOFFS???
Fri Aug 8 04:58:00 2008...Jackasszz
Major League Collapse!!
Wow, that was flat out ugly. From kicking asszz to just plain sucking. If my team gets healthy the last few weeks look out. I could see a 4th or 5th in the overall.
Thu Aug 7 15:50:33 2008...Flirting again
backing in???
Is that what you guys do at the october fish?
Thu Aug 7 15:49:02 2008...Flirtin'
My buddy, jackass
I didn't mean to put such a beating on you that you fell out of the playoffs. Maybe julie can pull your hair later to make you feel better.
Sun Aug 3 13:46:22 2008...F W F
on a jet plane?
Maybe it's that metal dust floating around at whitaker thats clouding your judgement.
Sun Aug 3 01:11:27 2008...T
chilly dogs
I read that wrong,i thought his name was Livan.I guess it was leavin....My bad
Sat Aug 2 18:01:55 2008...Flirtatious
money or no money
Hey add drop king willieboy. Does tony have to pay the full amount even though the guy he just added 3 days ago was released? Just wondering? The thought was there T. P.S. thanks for the extra chili dog next year.
Thu Jul 31 20:53:30 2008...Buko
Birthday
Happy Birthday to Mrs. T!!!
Thu Jul 31 04:30:19 2008...T
Birthday
Happy Birthday to Buko!!!!!
Wed Jul 30 11:38:00 2008...Buko
Coulda - Shoulda - (but didn't)
Should have sat Zimmerman in favor of Reynolds who has 2 or 3 dingers already...
Sun Jul 27 07:43:11 2008...T
Carmona
Maybe i was better off without him......We'll see
Sat Jul 26 23:51:33 2008...BuKO'd
Hey T-Bag
I give up already!
Thu Jul 24 18:18:03 2008...Buko Bulge
Chuck-a-Wow!
Big Daddy- You be gellin' at the right time with the play-offs just gittin' ready to start!
Thu Jul 24 16:48:03 2008...Flirty
Thanks b K
Sorry, my pitchers had to throw all those balls past the hitters they were facing and snap you off in KKKKKKKKK's. I hope there are no hard feelings. Are we o KKKK? Your right, i sucKKKK!
Thu Jul 24 11:37:43 2008...Bejigawizzle
Position Week
NEXT COMP IS ROUND 1 OF THE PLAYOFFS
Wed Jul 16 08:15:20 2008...Bejigawizzled
Poker and Luck
I'm an overscheduled idiot and forgot all about Poker. My apologies to the person who didn't win my $10 last night! Congrats to Greg on winning the $20 for All Star MVP. I believe he is the first guy to win without even having the guy in his starting lineup! Remember next comp you cannot use players that don't have the 5 minimum games required.
Thu Jul 10 16:43:28 2008...Flirty
now i can watch
Woo hoo for CORY HART being voted in by the fans. Now i have a good reason to watch my 2 allstars tear up yankee stadium.
Sun Jun 29 16:50:12 2008...Buko Belch
Half-Way
Looks like we still have a 12 team race, since the Total Points are sooooo close! And, for all those who thought that Knob Creek would be awash with diapers and baby duty, thus being unable to manage his team; well think again!! Flirting Mike has decided to add some fragrance to his day by offering to assist with diaper duties!!! What a cooperative group we have. Now if someone can help Wicked Willie to manage his waiver wire a bit better...
Sun Jun 29 09:05:10 2008...Bejigawizzle
logging in
Scott, you must not remember how to log in AGAIN!
Thu Jun 26 15:58:01 2008...T
wierd season
you dont even need 6 starters
Thu Jun 26 11:39:09 2008...Flirty
Who needs offense
How about the fact that the 2 teams with the lowest batting averages both won. Why is guy's team name in capital letters?
Thu Jun 26 09:02:03 2008...Bejigapuzzled
Crazy Season
What a crazy year! Palmer at first glance looks buried in last place, yet he's only 16 points out of 6th. Chuck A Sickie hasn't won a comp yet, and he's in 6th!! 110 points covers 1st to last, and you can pick up 60 points on someone in any give comp (just ask Guy and T-Baggin?!?!)
Sat Jun 14 21:47:55 2008...Average Bulge
Catch me while you can!
I'm trying to pull one out of Wicked WIllie's Waiver book by having a bunch of add's hold me up until I get my regulars back. You all have got a chance, but your window of opportunity may close in the near future...
Fri Jun 13 08:20:57 2008...Bejigawoody
3 way tie for 2nd
Lets all gang up and knock down Viagra Boy!
Thu Jun 12 22:49:35 2008...Bulgeless this week
Congrats to the Sick One!
What the mafungadunga? You done did get yourself a competition without a loss!!!
Wed Jun 11 13:22:50 2008...Mafungadunadiddy
Suspensions
I have guys suspended for two different brawles! E. Jackson and M. Kemp - Rock em Sock em
Sat Jun 7 19:09:28 2008...FWF
Bigger picture
If they serve their suspencions your average wont fall so much. Half empty or half full?
Sat Jun 7 08:26:50 2008...Kung Fu Beji
Fighting Wizzles
Too bad I don't have Coco Crisp, that way I'd have ALL THREE guys who were suspended! Good Grief!!
Fri Jun 6 08:16:34 2008...Bejigafizzle
the next "28"
My team is 9 for 80 over the last 2 days....no, I'm not exagerating, thats how you go from .318 to .267 in 2 days! The Fantasy Gods are being pretty tough on me right about now!
Tue Jun 3 19:28:12 2008...Flrity
Pissed about peavy
That's going to make it hard to win the k's category this comp.. To quote a brilliant daughter of one of our members "who does that".
Mon Jun 2 21:45:35 2008...Bejigawizzled
Jake Peavy
Nice call on my part believing he'd come back over the weekend. 2 straight weeks without a 6th starter is lookin pretty darn brilliant!
Fri May 30 20:51:08 2008...Hit'n That
Re: Soft Schedule
Ken should have worn a cup for that comp cuz my team stunk it up and got beat up. Lotsa DL's!
Thu May 29 13:59:20 2008...T
soft schedule
'I'd hit that ' was lucky to eak out a win this week.
Thu May 29 08:51:16 2008...Bejigawingwang
Comp 4
Congrats to Rich for being the latest victim of a "28" which seems to be a magic number for last for the Comp. Scott, lets hope your next....your doin it with smoke and mirrors and are due for a snoozer. Consider yourself lucky to be Top Gun for the Comp considering my numbers were missing 3 starts from Jake Peavy. Hey Guy! wy yu tink Man wit Bulg no gud enuf to leed hiz own deevishun?
Sat May 24 22:02:12 2008...Buko BUKO Lucky (on the waiver wire)
Wicked WIlly not so Wily on the Wire this year
I'm just lucky, I guess!!! I'll try to pull another one out of my ___ when I get to be the number one order pick for the week! Meanwhile, if anyone wants my gifted pick of Andruw Jones, let me know...(I'll give him to you for a Billy Grabarkowitz baseball card)
Sat May 24 09:10:39 2008...bejigawizzled
Buko Baloney
How many Ludwicks and Gomez's are you gonna pull out of you Buko Bunghole Shepard. Gimme a Break!
Mon May 19 22:38:00 2008...Buko Bulge
Oh Yes!
Before U Take Pikshure, wipe your camera lens of the brown excrement I crap down upon thee as you look up from your subservient position! (I figured I'd get this in before our positions change again!)
Sun May 18 10:47:00 2008...YOU TAKE PICTURE!
oh no!!!
Scotty Sun,my team not so guude dis tyme!Yu do ok dough and me rook up at hole of BUKO BULGE..I tinking oh no Scotty Sun white bout team! I tink my team play like tupid girls!!!! Yu paying guuude white now,good ruck Scooty Sun..I paying WWWWWWWWW dis comp..Me kick ass dis tyme,maybe yu rook up at hole again!
Sun May 18 06:16:11 2008...Jackasszz
What the!!!
Wow, 3 ties and three whoop asszzz'.
Sat May 17 17:09:58 2008...flirthgrance
money money money!!! MONEY
That sure does look good to see my name on that categories list. Sorry to the guys my team snapped off on the last night. NOT!!!!
Fri May 2 11:40:30 2008...Buko Bulge
To my friend U TAKE PIKSURE
I keep looking up at you so I know when to duck! Good Ruck to you too.
Thu May 1 17:21:13 2008...YOU TAKE PICTURE
SCOTTY SUN
Scotty Sun,yu tayke picture of "YOU TAKE PICTURE" Yu du otay dis comp but yu till look up at YOU TAKE PICTURE! I tinking my team off little bit fo dis comp.I till tink yu tink YOU TAKE PICTURE good team! I no early but sew fah sew good.Me tinking yu OK dough Scotty Sun! HEY YU ROOK UP AND SEE HOLE,I tinking yu seed it good dis tyme Scooty Sun..good ruck dis comp...
Thu May 1 16:49:17 2008...Bejiggy
Hey Greg
Nice Number....
Tue Apr 29 22:40:13 2008...Buko'd
Urban Slang dickshionary (Skanky!)
Great posts to the site! Tony's Urban finds are hysterical! The logo for Ken & Greg is fun too. Kudo's to the webmeister. By the way, I noticed all the W's in William's team. Here's the urban def for WWW: Wanking While Watching (another video stream or live webcam) or, Wanking While Waiting (for the next lot of porn to download). (For the Brit-ignorant, Wanking is the same as Whippin Mr Zippy/Polishing the PurplePink Pole) "Shit I gotta clean this mouse and keyboard or buy a box of tissues, probably both (squeezes umpteen zit). Too much WWW. Oh, Just one more......" (I never heard of Whippin Mr. Zippy!) Brian-Don't let your kids read this!!
Thu Apr 24 09:27:48 2008...Bejigawigga
Buko Bilingual
Thats what you'll have to be Scottly if you end up losing this comp!
Tue Apr 22 09:17:54 2008...Buko Bulge
How is Picture Guy doing?
I've got to see if he just had a cup of coffee or if his average is still above the Mendoza line...
Thu Apr 17 23:25:26 2008...Buko Bulgeless
Mi looky up at piksure!
Wow! You sure look like a badd ass up there Guy! Congrats on the points. My team wimped out and only took 4 pitching categories. I bow down to your a-holiness!
Thu Apr 17 17:00:36 2008...T
"Squirrels "
got jobbed and "hit that ' got a gift.Just an observation from week one
Thu Apr 17 16:57:31 2008...T
Number
You got that wrong too Smelly...I mean Stelly
Thu Apr 17 16:05:58 2008...you take pic
hello Scotty Sun!!!!
Scotty Sun,you take picture of you take picture!! I tink i doing good,what yu tink Scotty Sun and why yu so fah down?I tinking yu rook up and yu seeing you take picture way up dare.I tink yu OK dough,it early sew maybe Scotty Sun twy next tyme!k....good ruck fum above!!!
Thu Apr 17 15:05:07 2008...F W F
number?
Only you would like THAT number.
Thu Apr 17 10:21:03 2008...Bejigawizzled
your stats might have sucked Flirty
But you ended up with a REALLY nice number!
Wed Apr 16 19:51:53 2008...Flirty with no wood
waaaaaaaaaaaa
Check out all the 1's i'm getting then cry about your offense. OK, i'm better now. Who gets to feel the rath of the fragrant ones next?
Mon Apr 14 13:31:07 2008...Bejiggyful
after looking
neither did alot of you! Batting Avg. is a tight race, with only a couple nuts separating Guy and Ken. Good Luck
Mon Apr 14 08:52:58 2008...Bejigawizzle
offense
I seem to have not drafted any. Can my numbers get any worse?
Fri Apr 11 19:16:02 2008...Jackasszz
Add/Drop
Tuesday is good, great, Excellent, Brillant..... I vote no!!!! Just kidding.
Fri Apr 11 13:02:28 2008...Bulging with emotion
U take Picture FUNNY!
I love your APPROPO Team name!! I just hope your team slows down a bit so that we don't all have to bow down to you at the end of the season!
Thu Apr 10 16:39:51 2008...Flirty
add/drop
Any day ending in "day" is good by me.
Thu Apr 10 16:36:40 2008...YOU TAKE PICTURE
ADD/DROP
Hey,how hard is it for you guys to post an opinion on the add/drop day moving to TUESDAY..please cast an opinion....thanks BRIAN SCOTT AND I THINK RODNEY...whatever!
Wed Apr 9 19:57:38 2008...Flirty
ABOUT TIME!!!!!!!
Finally, after 6 days, i get my 4th homerun. Loney for MVP.
Sun Apr 6 17:42:19 2008...YOU TAKE PICTURE
stats
Scotty sun... I know early,you take picture my team! Scotty sun yu tinking yu miss sum tings. Yu ok dough.maybe tink yu wite bout outfield and I twy tu mayk twade fo sumbody #1or2 fo my #15or20.What yu tink about that.
Tue Apr 1 08:16:46 2008...jackasszz
RE:2008 Draft Weekend
Yes it was fun and did go fast. As always it was great to see everyone. I hope to see most of you in October. Anyway, good luck to all and may I kick all of your asszz'. Not once but twice. :)
Sun Mar 30 18:13:04 2008...Bejiggawizzle
2008 Draft Weekend
It was fun, filling, and went fast. I probably need 3 things after this weekend....sleep, some good excersise, and some healthy food! Thanks for the fun, and good luck to everyone this year.
Thu Mar 27 11:27:00 2008...Icky Thump
Bejigawizzle is my new team name
I figure we will draw the COC categories just before we do the draft order, that way we won't forget.
Mon Mar 24 13:46:46 2008...Buko Bulge
Grumpy's Billabillity
I am still waiting Bill! We need a tally of everyone's billabillity for the add/drop SOON!
Mon Mar 24 07:10:30 2008...GP3000 Lover
God bless this thing! It delivers up to 3000 sheets of 1-ply tissue or 1500 sheets 2-ply tissue per service interval for continuous service and labor savings. It prevents access to a new roll before the current roll is completely used up. Now thats the shit!
Sun Mar 23 12:12:01 2008...Big Daddy
Big Daddy Knows This
Georgia-Pacific Never Out 3000 must not be Guy, cuz that is a HOMO name! Big Daddy is leaning towards "Chuck A Sickie" See you all Sunday!
Sun Mar 23 08:14:39 2008...Bejigawizzle
Is what I'm leaning towards
Haven't found anything to to top it yet, but I have 5 days.
Sat Mar 22 11:42:37 2008...Georgia-Pacific Never Out 3000
I THINK(?) that's gonna be the winner
but not completely sold on it! Was gonna go with "It's wabbit season"... we'll see. Anyone know who this is? (Besides Brian.)
Thu Mar 20 08:24:48 2008...Icky Stumped
Serious Issues
March 20th, and no fantasy mag purchased, and no clue of a team name! Yikes! I'll have to start cramming like I did in college. Wait, I bailed out on college. Hey Tony and Rob, can I cheat off your notes?
Fri Mar 14 07:48:55 2008...Big Daddy
Hurry
Big Daddy just received an email from the National Magazine Retailers Association of Ameirica informing him that there is a shortage of Fantasy Baseball Magazines being printed this year. Something about being green! Be careful if your draft day research consists of stopping at Ralpsh on the way to BKs and picking up a mag, cuz it just may not be there! See ya soon
Thu Feb 7 08:17:52 2008...Big Daddy
Barry Who?
Check this out... Russell Branyan (3B) 2/7: Russell Branyan faces a trial on domestic violence charges next month. Branyan's wife, Jill, alleges that the veteran assaulted her in a car on Jan. 31, according to the Cleveland Plain Dealer. According to Jill, Russell reached over and grabbed his wife's mouth to stop her from talking when the two were in an argument. The force of the grab caused her to develop a swollen lip and some bleeding. Branyan, who plead not guilty, is still currently looking for a job, and this charge certainly doesn't help his chances at landing one.
Wed Feb 6 11:31:51 2008...Pau! Lakers Win!
Trying to get up for the draft while the Lakers are BACK!
Who are the ELITE Eight? To Twelve? Fantastic Four? Quality tool (A Rod) is certainly in the mix this year, after going LOW in the draft to an unnamed manager who couldn't even get his team into the play-offs!! By the way, A-Rod's team has NEVER won a championship in Chin Music. See how our league parallels the "real" world of MLB? Another note: Roger Clemens will spend time in jail sometime by the year 2011 for distorting the truth.
Mon Feb 4 13:48:46 2008...Icky
Draft Day
Draft Day is March 30th, which is a SUNDAY, time TBD, but probably around NOON. Golf on Saturday is in the early planning stages, stay tuned for those who want to join us.
Thu Jan 31 21:25:44 2008...Big Daddy
Draft in the Aft
What day is the draft? Big Daddy knows it is on a Sunday in March, but Big Daddy doesn't know which one.
Thu Jan 31 03:50:31 2008...Jackasszz
picks
Brian, I thought it was NICE PICK JACKASSZZ
Wed Jan 30 10:12:52 2008...Rich
draft
I have been golfing before, but I'm sure it will be really funny to watch me since I only seem to go golf about once every 5 or 6 years. If I'm only allowed to draft players of my parents' nationalities, I'll be done with the draft after the first round! :)
Wed Jan 30 10:03:35 2008...Icky Thump
With the first pick in the 2008 Chin Music Draft
Richard selects Tsyoshi Shinjo......and the crowd says "Great pick Rich...nice pick....awesome pick....WHO?"
Mon Jan 28 19:25:55 2008...Goldy
Rookie hazing
I imagine it would be nice to give you a choice, but we are not a nice group of guys(ask DENNY). Something like shaving your head is way to easy. Forcing you to go golfing(have you ever) might be funny to watch. Wait, i have a good one. Your only allowed to draft players of your parents nationalities. Good luck!
Mon Jan 28 13:14:31 2008...Rich
?
Okay, so what's the hazing ritual for being the newbie? :)
Mon Jan 28 12:53:45 2008...Icky's MIstake
That's why you check it
What the heck is Guy gonna do with NEITHER of the ROY having a carryover. I'll correct the error Mikey.
Mon Jan 28 12:42:07 2008...Goldboy
ROY
EXCUSE ME! I drafted Dustin Pedroia and he was on my roster all season. I thought that email with the list of money won looked wrong for me but i couldn't figure out what it was until i checked the log-in on this page.
Sat Nov 17 06:38:54 2007...It was an Icky Win
But I'll take it
Ryan Braun just tripled my winnings so far. I'll tell you what Guy, since the vote was so close, I'll buy your fantasy magazine next season as a way of sharing the winnings.
Sun Oct 14 20:49:56 2007...FKA BangZoom
Test/Octoberfish Photos
Brian- I just wanted to compliment you on the photos that you took. Some of them are downright incredible. You've got a great eye and some potentially award winning photos there. Nice work, no BS. Thanks for the heads up coming home I got in around 8:00 pm. We had a great weekend. Scott- The check is in the mail : )
Sat Oct 13 05:17:10 2007...Ken
testy
Works great even late or early
Fri Oct 12 23:07:44 2007...sprung one
works
cool. bring on cupids.
Fri Oct 12 21:41:32 2007...dciguy5
test
it works
Fri Oct 12 21:25:54 2007...Goldy
Loggy
Works for me.
Fri Oct 12 18:00:43 2007...Grumpy
Login
Work's great. And Brian, Thanks for everything you did for the fishing trip. As usual it was great fun and it was great seeing everyone again. The pictures were amazing too.
Fri Oct 12 13:07:12 2007...Mafungadunga
Login
Looks like it worked.
Thu Sep 20 09:57:51 2007...Icky Thump
Thanks to all
I know this year was busier than ever before for all or a lot of us, so I'd like to thank everyone for finding as much time as they could for Chin Music! Hopefully next Season will find us all Healthy, Happy and Wealthier wouldn't hurt either! Only 178 days or so til Horse Racing, Golf, Telling Bill to hurry up, and an occasional beer at next years draft. Oh, and I forgot about Cupids! Waiting on Bill's total to find out how many dogs we all get on draft day! Congrats to Bill and Scott on their Victories. Icky Thump Commish says "See you next year"
Thu Sep 13 17:21:48 2007...Sprung One
is also fine in that dept, BUT
did have premature e-whack-u-lation when it came to getting into the WS this season! GOOD JOB BRI!!! You deserved it! Sorry I'm posting so late after my defeat, but just got busy! Not sure who's beating who in the series, but I do agree that you two belong there. GOOD WORK to Scott and Mafunga for their teams efforts... maybe next year, eh guys!?! My guys did actually need the Viagra in that last comp vs Icky, but oh well. See you all in Bishop not soon enough! And Pee on link Farm guy, leave the Pharmaceutical stuff to the pros, you stick to the sheep!
Thu Sep 13 16:11:32 2007...Grumpy
Getting it up.
I have no problems in that department.
Thu Sep 13 10:02:06 2007...random
spammed
that message was probably for grumpy,be sure to save him a copy
Thu Sep 6 17:01:57 2007...Funga
358
you read that correct - 3-5-8 Mafungadungaly Total Bases!!!
Thu Sep 6 16:54:56 2007...Mafunga
Gracious
Icky, what a refreshing and candid posting. I wish you and Bill all the luck as you battle it out for the championship. Instead of a "good thing you aint playing me" message I thought to honor you two with a collection of sports cliches. You two dudes know how to win. My losing to Icky, you know, its why we play the game. I mean both those teams are running like a well-oiled machine. Icky and WW have answered the call and they're hitting on all cylinders. Oh, yeah I forgot to mention that the Munkeys and OTW came up a little short. And btw BK, we don't care about moral victories!
Thu Sep 6 14:37:56 2007...Icky is stumped
you just never know
OTW leads our entire league in points scored in WHIP and K's, yet those categories were his undoing against Willy who only posted mediocre numbers there. Yours truly pulled off a minor miracle with 13 RBI's on the last night to beat the Sprung One, who ironically had his HIGHEST Total Base count of the SEASON this comp! Then there is Mafunga...what can I say Big Daddy, this should have been your year! Right now you have the best team in the League, but your on the outside looking in. I'm thinkin Wicked Willy would be much more worried about Mafunga OR Sprung Munkey's, but he lucked out and drew the Icky one instead! Who knows, maybe I can win "Icky" one more time!
Wed Sep 5 15:50:11 2007...Grumpy
Hey Short of the wall
Good thing your not playing me this comp.
Wed Sep 5 07:47:49 2007...Icky
#4
Pronunciation is unimportant in Fantasy Baseball!! Don't make me force you to say Yovani Gallardo!!!
Tue Sep 4 08:05:05 2007...Sprung 1
#5
(worth mentioning again!) MORE CUPIDS!
Mon Sep 3 20:56:17 2007...Icky
#6
If someone has hit .400 for the last...oh....40 minutes...he's worth a pickup!
Wed Aug 29 23:46:21 2007...funga
# 7
Spending $29 is more effective than spending $23 - right Guy?
Wed Aug 29 23:42:49 2007...Funga
# 8
Return on Investment means nothing.
Wed Aug 29 20:47:43 2007...Icky
# 9
MORE CUPIDS!!
Tue Aug 28 14:54:04 2007...Mafungadunga
# 10
2 Words...Carlos Pena
Tue Aug 28 14:46:34 2007...Mafungadunga
Top 10 Things I Learned From Wicked Wille
Mon Aug 27 13:52:02 2007...Icky
Atta Boy Wicked Willie
People have sure learned alot from you!!
Mon Aug 27 12:47:47 2007...T
old trick
learned that from bill in yahoo league.get a low whip then sit guys out?
Mon Aug 27 07:56:49 2007...Icky Thump
glad to have you back Tony
That WHIP was pretty impressive....especially Eric Milton's....that dude didn't even give up a run! :)
Fri Aug 24 18:02:12 2007...T
whipping boy
category best comp 10.I want my fifteen minutes of fame.And had i managed my team,maybe the Subaru is crowded.
Fri Aug 24 17:57:36 2007...T
Whip low
Wasn't that the boys hurlers who kept batters off base all comp?Not Zoom Boy?
Thu Aug 23 14:10:34 2007...Grumpy
Unlucky
And I was unlucky to draw him when two slugs who haven't hit for power all season get hotter then hell. So is fanatasy baseball.
Thu Aug 23 13:09:14 2007...Icky Thumpin
Getting Lucky
I got pretty lucky against Mafunga, but the Guy who got luckier was OTW. For all your recent hot streaks and pitching Scottly, had Mafunga not slipped passed you by one point in the division for #3 seed, you would have drawn the ICKY one, and watched the rest of the playoffs from your Subaru.
Wed Aug 22 13:30:53 2007...Grumpy
Thanks...
for letting me play. It was fun while it lasted.
Wed Aug 22 13:24:47 2007...Dunga Master
No G.A
The Mountain Men sure could have used 10 RBI from Garret Anderson last night
Wed Aug 22 10:09:59 2007...T
AT BATS
Scotty that hr title is tainted look at the at bats the winner has compared to the boys mashers.
Tue Aug 21 23:58:24 2007...Chin Music Pennant Race
Who will be the stars of the next round???
Magliofungadunga Ordonez is carrying Mike's team to the next round of the play-offs! Ditto with Mark Teixeira for Over the Wall. Can Monsoon REALLY pull this one off with his Hanley Ramirez, Scutaro & Swisher playing the stars? and is Albert Pujols FINALLY having a competition for Wee Willy??? Sprung's hero this comp has got to be his pitching staff along with Gold Standard ! Wait, David Wright is pulling a Pujols and acting like a first round pick! Boyzz- Where was Giambi all year?? Oh...And YES, Allagash; You could have won the HR this comp if Fielder didn't get himself suspended!
Tue Aug 21 23:05:23 2007...Icky Thump
Mafungadunga'd!
Well Steiny, you put the whoopin on me last night! 5 homers and a Triple?!?!? I'm gonna need one helluva a last night to get past you. Do your pitchers EVER lose???
Sun Aug 19 14:33:22 2007...Goldilocks
Free falling
Good luck Greg in the next round. Hey Greg, Ken and Rodney, did you guys see my team free falling past your teams in the overall? I sure hope i stop before i hit Guys team.
Sun Aug 19 08:28:07 2007...Jackasszz
2nd week dump
Bill, your lucky my team sucks the 2nd week of the comps or I would be puttin a real Jackasszz whoopin on your sorry asszz, add/droppin, Mafungandungaszznn, buffoonin, grill grinnin, butt munchin, team of skirt wearin, no ballzz, cream puffs. Otherwise, I hope all is well with you and you have a nice post-season.....:)
Fri Aug 17 23:13:20 2007...ONot over this comp yet!
Your team is making a comeback!
I don't think I can go up until Friday, but I can stay until Monday morning...TIME TO FISH!!!
Thu Aug 16 16:41:51 2007...Grumpy
Fishing
Not talking about your crappy lead in our comp! I just answered Brians e-mail and mentioned I owe you a ride. Guess I'll have to hear you brag( about nothing much) all the way to Bishop. Really, my turn to drive so let's make the plans.
Thu Aug 16 10:15:39 2007...Hopefully not OVERly Confident
Hey...You were the one whining about not getting into the play-offs...
This is where the big boys play....you are looking like this years Dodgers (good for me, bad for my Doggies). Thanks for the opportunity to play you! Hey- are you going fishing? Ken ought to be there too, along with your other buddy from the Reseda route who spends time at South Lake.
Wed Aug 15 15:49:13 2007...Grumpy
Playoffs
Boy am I getting thumped!
Wed Aug 15 00:16:40 2007...Over the Wall
Atta way Boyz & Allagash!
You guys are at the top (so far) for the HR category of the dompetition (even though you are OUT of the playoffs)
Sat Aug 11 17:54:10 2007...GooooaaalD
I kind of like it
Beats the heck out of The Thump Standard.
Fri Aug 10 23:38:55 2007...Icky
The Golden Icky
Hey Stelly, if our two sucky teams play to see who goes to the final, that's what the Comp should be called....."The Golden Icky"
Fri Aug 10 21:17:11 2007...Icky
check that
Mafunga had .31932, not .41932 My fingers are having trouble typing today!
Fri Aug 10 21:15:49 2007...Icky
Batting Avg Champ?
Sorry Guy, I forgot to change it back, by putting in Chris Youngs numbers your batting average dropped to .314, the lead goes back to Mafungadunga and .41932
Fri Aug 10 20:05:29 2007...Gold & Proud
How about this ICKY
Let's say you and i pull the major upsets in the first round, then one of our suckass teams would have to make the finals. Bad news for you GREG. So far thru the entire season my team has alternated losing then winning. The bad news is, i lost last week. Good luck to everyone.
Fri Aug 10 18:54:06 2007...r7 superquads
oh yeah!
Batting Average CHAMP! comp 9,good thing I didn't make the playoffs,I would kick your guys bootays
Fri Aug 10 11:59:33 2007...Not so Grumpy
WOW
I'm suprised. That doesn't mean I suddenly like the rule but I've learned to live with it. You know how hard it is for us old guys to change our ways. Anyway Scott, you should feel good about moving on. Good luck!
Fri Aug 10 10:51:24 2007...Over the wallbanger
A little tipsy on my last post
WOW! The playoffs are MUCH different that what I had originally thought! Grumpy is IN, while Zoom is whimpering on the outside, looking in...Mafungadunga passed up OTW for one of the top seeds!! Good luck to all (revised)!
Fri Aug 10 08:32:40 2007...Icky Thump
Less Grumpy?
One of these days you'll figure this league out Denny! :) YOUR IN THE PLAYOFFS, so your sad song can turn into a smile! Your in by virture of coming in 2nd in the division. Thats right, the rule that drove you CRAZY the last 2 years, is now the rule that puts you in! I told you what goes around comes around?!?! Now put your crying towel away Mr. #4 seed!
Fri Aug 10 05:35:56 2007...Grumpy
Playoffs
Once again my team starts getting hot to late in the season to do any good. At least I beat Ken twice in a row.
Thu Aug 9 21:40:44 2007...Over da Wall
Now for the REAL season
Kudos to Grumpy, allagash, R7 and da Boyzzz...thanks for playing with us this far. Now for the play-offs! All I can say is, I HOPE I DON"T HAVE TO PLAY THAT MAFUNGADUNGA-ING Big Daddy team until he cools off!!! Overview: Munkey is still on auto-pilot, until he was forced to make a line-up change...He's still got to be the favorite. Icky needs Hafner to get hot like Braun...Monsoonz also needs to get it going to have a chance. Wicked Willy tries to stay under the radar, but his team has got what it takes! Banger and I are in the middle of the pack, but we've got a chance. Good luck to all!
Tue Aug 7 21:29:34 2007...Icky
Grumpy?
That was the sweetest thing I ever done heard! Your gonna need a new team name next year Denny! Maybe "Sleepless in Santa Clarita" or "On Golden Mound"
Tue Aug 7 20:59:59 2007...Grumpy
Missing the playoffs again.
If some jackass is going to kick me out of the playoffs, I'm glad it's you Ken.
Mon Aug 6 23:54:14 2007...Over the spammer already
We want PICS!
Of your trip, that is!
Mon Aug 6 12:44:37 2007...Ma funga Sharona
Welcome Back
Got your land legs yet?
Mon Aug 6 11:06:56 2007...Icky
SPAM
One quick keystroke and all that gibberish goes bye bye. Sounds like OTW is gonna miss her!
Sun Aug 5 20:53:59 2007...OTW
SPAM
38 going on 39? Yikes!!! What happened to the 19 going on 20 year old that wants to do our entire teams like Debbie did???
Sat Aug 4 11:33:56 2007...Big Daddy
BK has been spamed!
Sat Aug 4 09:13:02 2007...Grumpy
Launknali
What the hell was that?
Thu Aug 2 23:44:12 2007...Over the Wall (okay for all but Barry)
Play-offs & Comp 9 POSITION WEEK
Matchups look like this: Wicked's Wee Willie vs. OTW Mafunga(I had a great comp last week)dunga vs. IckieStickie Zoomer vs. R2-D2 SprungOne vs. RolledGold Monsoonz vs. His Grumpiness Alagashed(shudda seen me last year) vs. boy oh boyz Play-Offs start next comp (next week!) So, get your teams revved up!!! Remember that the top 2 teams from each division are in automatically. (This means that Wicked, Sprung and OTW are already in). Grump, White & Gold are tied, so the team that wins this comp between White & Gold is in...unless Grump wins his comp... then Grump will STILL have to have a better overall point total than the team he is tied with to get in. THEN, the next 4 teams with the highest overall point totals for the season are IN. In the case of a tie in point totals, BOTH teams are in (refer to the rules for a clearer description!)
Thu Jul 26 06:50:15 2007...Icky
Catching a Foul Ball
Look for me Friday night at Safeco Field down the right field line. I'll be the one diving in front of Stelly to catch a foul ball!
Fri Jul 20 19:27:35 2007...Goooooooooollld
Pondering that thought
Naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah. Welcome to the club.
Fri Jul 20 09:20:18 2007...Fallen Icky
Changing of the Guard
Well, looks like my rein is over...my whole team is on a hitting hiatus...I'm guessing I'll be 30 points out of the lead by the time this comp is over, and I might be in 5th place! Anyone feeling sorry for me out there???
Tue Jul 17 23:06:18 2007...Big Mafuninthesungadunga
Stats
Big Daddy is traveling on business and will update stats Wednesday night. Big Daddy saw Dodgers of the future Chin-Lung Hu and Andy LaRoche and the rest of the LV 51s' beat up the Portland Beavers 9-7. Big Daddy can't wait for Hu to make the big club, and after his first single hear Mr. Scully say "Hu's on first" I don't know!
Tue Jul 17 09:19:25 2007...Sprung responds
unsprungedly...
whatever that means? Anywho, NO Greg did not watch any of the game... if the Icky one will recall, the Sprung one was out of reach of any technologically advanced apparatuses from which he could have viewed or educated himself with, so pluuu!
Tue Jul 17 09:15:14 2007...Over the Wall
(more than) Half-Way Through
Are there really only 2 elite teams in this league??? I'll just condense their names and call them the Munkey Whackers. It's almost time to start positioning your teams for a late season run to the Chin Music Playoffs...
Tue Jul 17 07:09:58 2007...Icky speaks
Greg's Hope (sounds like a soap opera)
Did Sprung WATCH the all star game? Koufax had Reyes, Ichiro, and Victor Martinez, AND Got the Win, AND got the save. Sure, lets count those stats. No crying in spilt milk Munkey! More Ovaltine Please!!
Mon Jul 16 22:51:24 2007...Big Mafunga
Damn Yankees
Big Daddy isn't going to even think about addressing the English professor. However Big Daddy wants you all to see how Big Daddy's 3 Yankees each went 2 for 4 (thats 6/12 for you math majors) with 2 HRs and 2 Doubleys. Oh, Big Daddy forgot about Big Daddy's 4th Yank who got the Save!
Mon Jul 16 15:42:17 2007...Sprung it
Okay, I'll say it in plain English
Why didn't the stats from the actual allstar game count? It looks to me that the comp ended before the actual game was ever played. (Is that better? (Even though it's asking the same thing!)) ;)
Sun Jul 15 12:41:35 2007...Grumpy about losing allstars
What?!
Munkey, I can't figure out what your talking about.
Sat Jul 14 22:00:31 2007...The Sprung One again
Hey wait...
why didn't the stats from the actual game count as well??? THAT'S why you won. I call foul! This is officially under protest! If Ichiro counts for the AllStar MVP, then so should all the players stats; although since Ichiro won MVP HIS stats should not count. Just a thought, on the first part anyway.
Sat Jul 14 21:57:13 2007...Sprung Munkey
I'm not sure what happened...
but you guys got LUCKY! With THAT bunch of stiffs playin' for ya, I can't believe it was even close let alone YOU winning! ;) Good job (JERKZ!) on your win. I go outta town for a week, and my guys fall apart. If I were you guys I wouldn't even take that win, or the money!
Tue Jul 10 08:27:52 2007...Icky Thumpin
All Star Glory
FINALLY! My first $10 of winnings! After Matt Holliday wins MVP tonite it will be $30! Nice effort Munkey, maybe next year you'll be on Icky's side!
Mon Jul 9 12:08:02 2007...mafunga
Never a Doubt
And icky is koufax! way to go fellas. WWW, great job with the lineup!
Mon Jul 9 10:49:16 2007...Over the wall
Never a doubt!
Koufax IS Icky!
Mon Jul 9 07:15:42 2007...Mafunga
Allstar
as of Sat games it is all tied up at 5-5
Sun Jul 8 00:04:27 2007...Sprung
How do you figure?
I haven't seen any updates lately... :( Last I saw it was 5-5. But no matter, you're going down Koufax!
Sat Jul 7 22:59:29 2007...Over the wall
Icky's all-star streak
It looks like it will still be intact after this year!
Wed Jul 4 08:02:03 2007...Sprung like a Munkey
What I wouldn't give...
even though he went 3-4 w/ a HR last night, I wouldn't give up my OLD Padres baseball hat with their original colors of brown and yellow, nor would I part w/ my aythentic SF baseball jersey, given to me by a friend who knows I'm a baseball fan, (trust me it's NEVER been warn!) and last but not least I wouldn't give up my poison oak rash I've got goin' on right now!
Tue Jul 3 18:52:00 2007...Over the Wall
I can top that...
1. My OJ Simpson rookie card (okay, I admit that I didn't burn it yet) 2. My sisters Captain Fantastic LP (I've got it wih my old LP's for some reason). Guess the artist! 3. My old 34 inch 38 oz softball bat for high arc. WAIT, I've got Betemit! So I don't need to give anything up for him! (Whew!)
Tue Jul 3 11:20:53 2007...Icky Thump
I'll start
1. My Bee Gees Greatest Hits Album. 2. My 3 iron, which I hit slightly better than the .190 clip Betemit is at. 3. My Barry Bonds rookie card
Tue Jul 3 11:08:00 2007...Icky Thump
Commish's Challenge
Name the top 3 things you wouldn't consider giving up for Wilson Betemit! Winner gets, well, nothing....be creative!
Thu Jun 28 18:26:57 2007...Sprung the Viagra way
OTW & Vladdy on the "block"
Alright, alright Scottly: Vladdy AND Penny for Betemit, but that's my FINAL OFFER!
Thu Jun 28 18:20:13 2007...Mafungadunga
The Jeffersons
Look out Weezy, Mafungadunga is movin on up into playoff contention!
Wed Jun 27 09:06:22 2007...BANG ZOOM
OG's
Hey Mafungo- Don't mess with the real Original Gangstas... We may be old, but at least we're not young! Wait- how does that go again?
Wed Jun 27 06:58:10 2007...Mafungadunga
Old Men Rule
Just saw on CNN that 7 pitchers 40 years old or older are starting in MLB tonight! I am sure there is some great punch line here about someones Chin Music staff (Rodney) but it is too early to think about it!
Mon Jun 25 22:45:07 2007...Over The Wall
Who is OTW?
Hey, Betemit got a HR tonight!! And Sprung guy: You will need to throw in someone IN ADDITION to Vladdy if you want to get Wilson B off of my hands!!!
Mon Jun 25 09:51:13 2007...Icky's confused!
Wilson Betemit
You guys have completely lost me on the Betemit stuff. And OTW, I wouldn't exactly be bragging about having Betemit....if I wasn't such a nice commish you'd have Mr. 0 fer 17 in your lineup this comp AND taking a zero for someone else.....Just a big scoop of Icky Guilt I thought I'd throw your way! :) And I still plan on beating you by one stolen base.
Sat Jun 23 07:36:54 2007...Sprung again
Nuh uh...
I traded Vladdy for him!
Fri Jun 22 22:24:24 2007...Over the wall
Sorry Sprung One
We've got Betemit on our team!!
Fri Jun 22 20:21:57 2007...Sprung One...
IF I am the Mgr.
No problem! Leading off will be Wilson Betemit... We're set guys!
Thu Jun 21 23:12:22 2007...Mafungadunga
The Boi
Tony who?????
Thu Jun 21 16:36:04 2007...Golden
For Denny
Tony told me to tell you, "if the shoe fits", i think you know the rest.
Thu Jun 21 16:14:32 2007...Grumpy
Hey Goldie
Your not talking about me and that $10 are you?
Thu Jun 21 14:48:54 2007...Icky Thump
Undefeated All Star
I'm probably jinxing my streak....but I'll go ahead and throw on the pressure that the Division I have been in has NEVER lost an All Star Competition. Now, does that put more pressure on Greg or Bill????
Wed Jun 20 19:22:59 2007...Gold Standard
Allstar captain
Greg, those of us in the drysdale division are counting on you to put together a winning team for the allstar competition. Speaking from experience, this takes more then a few minutes to put together. You should start looking at the lineups in our division from the latest stats. If you need help, call that jackasszz snifing up your rear in the standings. Oh yeah, one more thing. For some of these teams this might be the only $10 they win. NO PRESSURE!
Tue Jun 19 07:26:03 2007...Mafungadunga
Stats
Comp stats are on their way!
Mon Jun 18 11:59:34 2007...Hey Mafunga
CY Young
I betcha never thought you drafted the CY Young winner in the 12th freakin round! What were we all thinking?
Mon Jun 18 07:48:22 2007...BANG ZOOM
Ty Wiggington
Over the Wall- I think I might have an OF for you- email me.
Thu Jun 14 10:01:45 2007...Over the wall for an outfielder
Trade bait for an OF
Does anyone have an OF they want to offer with similar stats to Ty Wigginton (2B/1B/3B) who has 11 HR, 33 RBI, .263, 1 SB???
Wed Jun 13 16:39:12 2007...Icky
Re: Add/Drop
Yes Denny, go ahead and put Chad Gaudin in your lineup. Bill corrected it on his end, but forgot to send it out to everyone.
Wed Jun 13 15:30:26 2007...Grumpy
Add/Drop
Hey Bri, Bill gave me the wrong pitcher in my last request. I notified him but haven't heard back. Do I insert the guy I wanted in my lineup tonite?
Wed Jun 13 13:57:14 2007...Siskel and Ebert
Mafungafunnydunga
Two thumbs up for knocked up. That flick be da bomb.
Tue Jun 12 18:15:18 2007...Goldstand
Freaking out here!!!
Did i just receive the latest add/drop and BILL did not make a move? Holy crap, what is this league coming to?
Mon Jun 11 20:10:14 2007...Icky Thump
Movie Review
Went and saw "Knocked Up" and it was one very funny movie! Crude and rude for many females, but laugh out loud funny for us dudes.
Mon Jun 11 19:39:14 2007...Goldenboy
Surf's up
Cowabunga dude. I guess i'm the only one not afraid of the NEW CHIN MUSIC site.
Mon Jun 11 07:55:58 2007...Icky Thump
Server is up!
Can a few of you post something in the message forum to let me know everything is working ok? Thanks!
Fri Jun 8 14:03:43 2007...Icky Icky Icky
Keeping J.J.
Denny and I changed our minds, and decided not to do the trade. Here's to hoping 2 J's are better than 1.
Thu Jun 7 22:40:17 2007...Over the wallbanger
Nathan trade (best closer in MLB)
Wow! I hope Grumpy has another closer, cuz he's not gonna get any fries with that Hardee's burger!
Wed Jun 6 14:44:09 2007...Standardly
Protesting trade
Sorry guys, but there are to many J's in the players names to be traded for each other. Rule #14-b/.02, check it out.
Fri Jun 1 07:44:45 2007...Icky
Thanks for the beat down Greg
Your Munkey's slapped me silly and called me Sally for 2 weeks. My Thump was more like a tippy tap tap. Hey Willy, wack your own balls this comp and leave mine out of it.
Fri Jun 1 07:05:04 2007...Sprung Primate
GoldySucks
My hope is your team has eaten too many cupcakes and falls into a food coma! Good luck to you Sir and here's to me feelin' NO pain!
Thu May 31 22:12:42 2007...GoldyLUCKS
NEXT
Looks like MR. BANG ZOOM has quieted down after that pathetic effort his team put out there. I finally lucked into playing a CUPCAKE like SPRUNGLYBOY has been doing this year. Hopefully, both our teams keep it rolling and i snap you off on the last night. Feel the pain MUNKEYBREATH.
Thu May 31 16:06:20 2007...Commish
Slight change in stats
Guy found out he was secretly using 7 pitchers last comp. Freddy Garcia's numbers were removed and the calculation re-done on my end. The numbers are correct now.
Mon May 28 22:44:29 2007...Over da Fence
Good Add Mafundadunga!
Carlos Pena is on fire....Good pick up! (Hope he stays hot for ya). I'm beginning to feel like a .500 guy (evening out my wins & losses, with a bit of help from de Boyz'z)
Fri May 25 18:18:28 2007...Carnac
lucky i guess
BLOW ME!!!
Fri May 25 08:37:05 2007...Auntie Em
Retraction
Oh great manager of fantasy baseball- your skillful drafting techniques and add/drop moves are second to none. Your deft and timely line-up changes are beyond compare. We are all in awe of your incomparable fantasy talent. Please share with us your secret!
Thu May 24 18:15:28 2007...Standin' on Gold
Bulletin board material
I guess those emails about rodney trash talkin my team made it to their destinations. The rest of you should pay attention and mind your business.
Thu May 24 11:03:28 2007...BANG ZOOM
Nevermind
With stats like my team has, I feel like Emily Latella!
Mon May 21 11:58:40 2007...BANG ZOOM
True Dat
My team did post a score that was one card short of a full deck. But Nevertheless, I am confident in my team's ability to bang your OLD Standard AZZZSZZZZZ this comp.
Fri May 18 18:01:07 2007...Moldy Goldy
Zang Boom
Is that your whiney ass snifin' up my rear in the overall? Bring on those hackers that posted a FINE 51 total. I wish i was as lucky as TBB last comp. That was almost "walkover" territory.